Yes

Your Scottish

i walked into a bar yesterday and there was no one there but me and the bartender, I ordered a drink and someone said they liked my hair, I looked around and saw no one I asked the bartender if he said something he said no, I explained what happened, he said oh its the peanuts the complementary, one more yes its even worse why cant Chuck Norris do surveys,,,,,,,HE WONT SUBMIT

Two antennas got married - the ceremony wasn't great but the reception was fantastic.

Dirtiest joke I know - 'the boy fell in the mud'

ohhh haha i do like the picture of the cats above- funny:)

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was going through a stage.

A bear walk into a bar and says, "I'll have whiskey......and a cola". "Why the big pause?, asked the Bartender. The bear shrugged and said, "I'm not sure. I was born with them".Edited 13-Aug-22 21:36pm

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu. You get what you deserve.

The other day I saw a guy drop all his scrabble letters on the sidewalk. I looked at him and said, "Hey, what's the word on the street?"Edited 13-Aug-22 21:23pm

Helvetica and New Times Roman walk into a bar. Immediately, the bartender yells, "Get out of here, we don't serve your type".

Why do we tell actors"to break a leg"?........ Because every play had a cast.

I invented a new word.......it's called "plagiarism".

What's the best thing about Switzerland? .....I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.' The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'

Yes, We have become a "soft" society taking offence at being called a few names.

Perhaps humans have become more jaded...they pay far less interest in their own environments..as they walk about...headphones on, checking their heart beat and pulse...how many steps they have taken...staring at their phones...or sometimes even using them...we are in danger of losing our sense of wonder...of innocence....and the most endangered thing of all...whimsy...I'm sure a lot of people will need to google that...whimsy.... to find out what they are missing out on....sad....

I cannot think of a joke at the moment but appreciated those I read. Humor is definitely dead. I have a wry sense of humor and many people don't get that.

Monkey was up a tree smoking dope with lizard… after a while lizard said to monkey “hey monkey, I’m feeling a bit thirsty, might go down to the river for a drink”. Sure said monkey.. A while later, after lizard had gone, crocodile came by and saw monkey up the tree, “Hey Monkey what you up to?” he says.. Monkey looks down at crocodile and says “Shit lizard, you must have drunk a lot of water…!!”Edited 04-Sep-21 21:12pm

What has six legs...and if it drops on your head it will kill you?....a pool table

A man boarded a plane with six kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting Across the aisle from him leaned Over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replied, "No Ma'am, I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints." I WISH I COULD THINK THAT FAST!

I used to love Paul Hogan because he only ever made a fool of himself, now however he is a sexist. How times have changed but to me he's still funny and I get a laugh. People should lighten up as not everything is a slight or insult. What poor sad people they are if they can't see a joke and get a laugh out of it. If someone has to tell you that you have just been insulted you obviously haven't, so tell them to go jump.

There is always humour in every day life, and a good laugh is good for the soul.

Everyone is to concerned about Covid 19. That's why . Keeping their distance.

We Aussies have lost our sense of humour since multiculturalism has come to our shores. We used to laugh at ourselves as well as everyone else, but today if we do we are classed as racist. Well, that is the future and we have ourselves to blame for that.

Even laughing became a medicine nowadays. There are laughing groups...:)) Too much bad jokes though. Where are the Blondie jokes? Not that I’m blond...

I think society now has grudge and claims instead of humour. Any joke or any amount humour will find someone who prefers to get offended and claim a compensation. The age of political correctness. God bless it! So jokes about ourselves are off the menu. We can only joke about for example a spoon on a table.

Yes - get over every slight and live

Humph! And before you ask, it was a spider with a big head, lol

I love to make people laugh it’s better medicine than seeing the doctor

Completely. We’re so busy trying to sue each other for every little verbal slight that we can no longer enjoy the fun of clever wordplay.

OMG yes

yes definitely

All my jokes are visual and totally cheesy! My children still cringe at them, lol

I'm surprised at how many serious answers you got

Yes!, I am not big on jokes but must say I agree with Andrew 1 below! ... but don't expect too much on the serious side of News or Weather! (see you there!)

The weather page and the News headlines page usually has nothing serious on its comments section at all...please come join...we need fresh blood.....

I answered yes to the poll question: If you met yourself, would you like that person? Is that good sense of humour?

I think on average, about 20% of what I write on here is serious...if that....for lots of people, to all be funny, they need to practice, be funny Bek...write me a really funny discussion...we don't have to wait for others to be funny first!....how about a classic from WC Fields?....."my God you are ugly madam"....."my God you are drunk sir!"..."yes, but I'll be sober in the morning"....that one must offend somebody...... Edited 03-Sep-21 16:33pm

You are dealing with older people on Rewardia Bek, nothing is a joke anymore

I am finding people in my age bracket 60+ and those over 35 have a better sense of humour...there tends to be too much political correctness and people that have had a humourectomy and are too easily offended.

You haven't been reading mine or certain other members posts lol. Sometimes I'm accused of being discriminatory because people don't understand what I'm saying. It's instantly non pc and I am against you. Well no I'm not, it's called a sense of humour. I've done plenty of jokes on the general discussion thanks to Walter, Andrew and others topics.

Everything is too political correct

I think political correctness is trying to spoil Australians sense of humor. You can't seem to tell a joke without upsetting someone.

HOW DO YOU KNOW AN ELEPHANT HAS BEEN IN YOUR FRIDGE. FOOTPRINTS ON THE CHEESECAKE

Certainly have

Absolutely, everyone is so worried about being PC

Go to the weather page..

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch and sit with them, so she put the sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating. Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked: “Any of you men know Jesus Christ?” They shook their heads and looked at each other, very confused. Then one of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out: "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?" One of the steelworkers yelled back down: "WHY?" The worker yelled back: " ‘cause his mum’s here with his lunch.

Depends on the topic... more than lost their sense of humour... people seem to have become far easier to offend!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Too politically correct which means we have no humor in ourselves

I think definitely society has made us very serious because of covid but my sense of humor is very warped and I can normally get people laughing

The PC crowd have made it that taking umbrage at the slightest opportunity is a national pastime…..always look on the bright side of things …lol

A Termite rolled up to a Bar and asked .. Is the Bartender here?.......Ill see myself out....

My friends wife left him last week. She said she was going out for milk and never came back. I asked how he was coping. He said “ not bad. I’ve been using some of that powered stuff “. Yes some take life too serious and need to loosen up. Go back a few years to the days of British comedy. Couldn’t get it on TV now. I find most American “ humor “ not at all funny. Some Australian comedians are pathetic as well.Edited 03-Sep-21 14:36pm

absolutely yes everyone is too serious about random things that we used to have laughter about

I have a laugh on rewardia most days when reading comments..btw we still haven't gotten those 10 special points for wrong snake answer LOL

I think there's more constriction on how you think and what you say nowadays for sure. People take a lot of things out of context, twist your words and meaning. Social media has brought out the worst in people and there seems to be thousands of minority groups who jump into offence mode about absolutely everything. I think the lesson is, you can't please everyone, you never will, even when you think you're doing your best or being the kindest, someone will always find fault, they pick and poke and twist. It's not nice, but people aren't always nice. I think the key is to focus on the nice, what makes you happy and what you know is right, ignore the rest. Anyway, enough on that. Here's a joke. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have little anty bodies.

How do you know when your wife’s been sleeping with an elephant? When she sits on a bar stool and goes straight to the bottom. Edited 03-Sep-21 10:28am

People seem so easily offended nowadays

sense of humour not lost just too many people not sure when to us it in case they offend someone...its wayyy out of hand.

People jump too quick to be offended (in their minds). There are some things that should not be made into a joke but I still have a laugh over some things I read or see.

What do you call two crows stuck together? No! it's Not rude... Velcro (velcrow)...he he he

My friends and I still share funny emails and laugh. I think with today you can't make every one happy all the time and now with the way things are going you are likely to upset a majority instead of a minority. It is just political correctness craziness. How we got to be so bad? I simply have no answers for you. Hope you enjoy your day and things seem less serious.

I okay here is my lame joke. What does a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They are both parasites.

Well hello there Bek my frien, it's the hungry Hungarian hearing you loud and clear even with my selective hearing. Can't take me anywhere, or so I've heard it said, in case someone throws me a line and you get to hear my never ending story. Try someone else saying that about me and the PC Brigade would clamp you in irons, even if I didn't lay a single complaint, 'cos apparently these days all it takes is for one person to do say and it's out with the big stick and you get erased, banished from the new order of society. Just remember I'm here at you bec and call should you need to hear anymore "give and take" stuff and nonsense like in the good old days.

I wouldn't entirely agree that everything is serious on the forums because I have seen some funny stuff written and had a good laugh over it.Not much of a joke teller sorry but I have been told I can be quite funny at times and I can say I am not a very serious person Lol.

I am not really sure I think when talking to my friends we still joke but not sure about anything else some have lost their humour for shaw

People are far too serious. They cannot laugh at themselves anymore.

I think the cancel culture we have now is making a lot of people to be very cautious of how we communicate now. It's sad but it is becoming a reality now and as I watching an entertainment show yesterday the hosts were basically saying the same thing that we are too sensitive now and often what we say even as a joke offends at least certain people. I still love a good joke and am never offended unless it really was out there but we do need a sense of humor these days life can be to short to be serious all the time. Just my thoughts.

No society has not lost its sense of humour, society has had its sense of humour taken away, because the lefties have forbade us having a sense of humour. We used to have larrikins in Australia, Bob Hawke and Paul Hogan probably being the last of them, now we can't because it causes offence to somebody. Because some people spend their lives looking for something to offend them we have to be very careful what we say. If we keep going left we will not even be able to think funny.

Definitely everyone is so quick to be offended or say it's offensive, that tongue in cheek humour that Aussies are known for is slowly dying out.

The problem is with every passing year, decade etc, there is always a new sect of people who are offended by something and language is forced to adjust to live in this super sanitised world. I would hate to think what we can't say in 10 years' time.

What do dentists call X-rays? - Tooth pics ! Yeah, we make fun of everybody and everything.

I think Society as a whole has lost its sense of humour. Everyone is uptight .

The world has lost its sense of humor. Its nice to come here and see that I am not the only one who thought that.

Golf joke - Golf was invented by a race of people who think music comes out of bagpipes. Apologies to the Scots

What do you call an Irishman on a doorstep?... .-Matt.

I mainly have a smile on my face even when feeling low. I even like to say good morning to people when out walking my dog. Some reply and a few ignore me. Sometimes a dog owner will like myself will chat. Often talk about our cute pets. Get your self a pet they keep you smiling during the day. Except when he was a puppy he was a walking mischief maker.

No society has not lost its sense of humor. people can still have fun, funny jokes and all with respect, not the kinds that demean and make fun of other people. That is having fun with respect. Can you laugh aloud without a sound, not smile, " laugh"

I would, but I might offend someone

A man stands with his back to the fire to warm the whole of his body. A woman stands facing the fire to warm the whole of creation.

Yes, because everything is so PC these days.

The world is different every dfay

Yes

I like to laugh at people who has a sense of humor sometime is because I need to have a good laugh during stressful moments in my life.

not a joke, per se, but just a little ditty: 1 1 was a race-horse, 2 2 was 1, 2. 1 1 1 1 race; 2 2 1 1, 2.

I am a minority. Minorities have gallows sense of humor..... la vie est une chienne alors tu meurs

This is one of the jokes I remember. Why did the orange stop? The answer is because it ran out of juice.

Had my patience tested today. I’m negative.

A man gets out of prison, lifts his arms up and shouts l'm free, l'm free and a little boy pulls on his trousers leg and says so what l'm four.

Agree Bek. I always try to have a laugh every day with someone or even with my dog who always brings me joy. Times are tough but times have been tougher in years gone by. Truly, this generation is not copping it as bad as past generations when families were torn apart by WW1 and WW2 and other horrible events. Back then they had to await a letter which could take weeks to arrive but these days you turn on your phone, PC etc. and can face time with family and friends and work or amuse yourself with whatever takes your fancy. I am not a joke person but I do love good humour. I often get a laugh out of things others miss. Life is too short to be miserable and bemoaning the bad things. I agree with you, lets set fun free for a change. Have a happy day everyone.

Sorry. Too much at the moment in our area. Co-vid is causing too much pain, grief and suffering and the Government allowed this to happen. Humour is a very low priority.

If someone calls you ugly, have a good comeback and say, excuse me I'm not a mirror.