Rewardian Bingo Poetry

16-Feb-23 00:38am
Liane H
Should I whisper or should I shout? Not sure what being muted's all about It's never been a thing you see No not with me ,I'm usually quite good it seems.( cough) But tonight a twist was in the air ,one tooo much for Marion to Bear . I typed.. it printed but no one could see. The bingo bot struck down on me. No friends ,no chatter . Just.. .so suddenly. Still I see all and sundry and lord sometimes I do wonder ! Am so hoping to rejoin you my merry dear crew Until the dusk reappears on the morrow I shall bid you all a fond Adieu ..Edited 16-Feb-23 00:39am
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11-Feb-23 16:23pm
Liane H
RIGHT!! I have a bow and arrow It's not a cupid's bow... Heard rustling in my local woods Of another bear who thought he could?? He sure has some clout sashaying about . Is he friend is he foe? Does he really not know One Bear rules these woods And as an archer she's Good ! So posting here the deed Seeking this rogue bear's identity ... Been frequenting the Bingo Hall While wearing no pants at all Scratching up around the trees Naming himself Mr Humphrey B.!!
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- 11-Feb-23 18:36pm
  APB
  I am disappointed that isn't a picture of you...and then I heard the bear picture wasn't you as well....
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- 11-Feb-23 19:02pm
  Liane H APB
  If u really want to know .. that pic ..
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- 11-Feb-23 19:22pm
  APBLiane H
  go on...
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11-Feb-23 09:58am
Katzeye
Played it once or twice before Think it's a game I would rather ignore Waited ages for a win Bloody hell it's looking grim Don't think it's really a game for me Gotta rush need to take a wee.
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10-Feb-23 14:37pm
Pat C 618241
My effort has more feet than a millipede!
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10-Feb-23 14:35pm
Pat C 618241
I can see I need to try just once this silly ball Seems my Rewardian Friends now play it one and all Never been a Follower, prefer my own rough path But by the hints of others, this games seems good for laughs.
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10-Feb-23 14:29pm
Somebody Kinda Loopy
Woke up late, my head in pain, I’d fallen on the floor Stood up straight and stubbed my toe and walked into the door Stumbled to the bathroom and the mirror gave a scare The loo was blocked, no water, and I had pillow hair Thought I’d try the kitchen, dropped the eggs and burnt the toast No coffee, juice or corn flakes, I got six bills in the post Found ants were in my sugar but of course that’s Murphy’s Lore And then Jehovah’s Witnesses were knocking at my door They talked for half an hour about the origins of life While bacon burned to smoke alarm, I closed the door in strife A nervous wreck I cleaned up, stopped the beeping, cleared the air And settled down to Bingo in my black recliner chair
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- 10-Feb-23 14:42pm
  Liane H
  I'm waiting on the bent eyelash ..
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10-Feb-23 13:05pm
Liane H
The bingo halls may clatter with the sounds of angry mutters Also a place to dwell for the shy and undercover's Engage the wrath of the bingo bot and one truly shall be sorry Have also seen of late some others find a lover...
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10-Feb-23 00:14am
Lady Flamingo
APB: BINGO! You nailed it! hehehe!!!
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- 10-Feb-23 14:35pm
  APB
  thanks Shirley!
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09-Feb-23 23:26pm
APB
Waiting for a ball to drop This seems to take forever is it just slow or the game frozen again? almost impossible to tell the difference what are these people talking about? one minute it's the Waltons then its a soap drama then its major scrap Oh bugger I had a bingo then and someone else was paying attention waiting for a ball to drop (again) Edited 09-Feb-23 23:28pm
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09-Feb-23 22:08pm
Dada WA
one more game all the same never win but still grin
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09-Feb-23 21:27pm
Liane H
Ting tong, Sing song Ping pong ,Bing bong Will this one get Red's Gong?
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09-Feb-23 21:21pm
Liane H
A short one ... Oh fishy fishy, fishy woo How I truly do Love you ..........Most genuinely yes I do
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09-Feb-23 18:43pm
Liane H
Whatever will we get to see In the land of bingo mystery? A Somebody, a Josie or an APB.. A naughty Smee who swiftly flees Or that Faye who's sometimes a bit cross Or up too late and sleepy We've come to know some people well As others are still joining We welcome them all with a Big ball heist And some albeit flavoured nutty advice..? And we hope to holy bingo balls They do join in and understand We love our bingo! We're MAD for it The points are worthless The conversations gold Yet each night more madness reigns on. Is it the mindless tap tap on the yellow brick road? The rum or the medicines or whatever your hand holds? Whatever it is stay true to yourselves and to the virgins whom drop past us.. Godsake crikey don't ever report us !
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09-Feb-23 18:16pm
Pato Lo Duck
Duck and weevil would like to help but their poetry is kind of evil…
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09-Feb-23 18:02pm
boy blunder
hickory, hickory, dock ...... 3 mice ran up the clock....................... ... the clock struck 1,,,,,,,,,and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries
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09-Feb-23 17:36pm
Somebody Kinda Loopy
Example :- Just one more game of Bingo and I’m heading off to bed At least that’s what the voice inside me confidently said Instead I stay for 20 more and eyes are seeing double And if I win, the chances are, I’m definitely in trouble Even worse, when chat becomes a lengthy conversation It serves to complicate my own impending resignation I waffle on and realise that time has snuck ahead Just one more game of Bingo and I’m heading off to bed
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- 09-Feb-23 18:43pm
  Liane H
  Love it Loops ;)
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- 09-Feb-23 23:09pm
  Josephine WA
  Well done poet
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	Rewardian Bingo Poetry
	Somebody Kinda Loopy	09-Feb-23 05:29 pm
	I recently wrote a Rewardia Bingo Poem and I wondered if there were any bingo poets within our Bingo community. . . . . Poem has to be original and preferably with some humour. Just a bit of fun about the magnificent Rewardian Bingo World that we all mostly have become ridiculously addicted to while enjoying enormous point scores (he he!) They don't have to be as long as my example , but can if you are inspired. On a rather messy planet, a silly idea like this is essential !