| ...and he is carrying a big box..he puts it down on the floor in the corner....lifts out a tiny piano and stool...and then a tiny piano player...sets them up on a table...puts a cap down in front for tips...and says "play" which the little man does...and people gather round to watch...then he comes over to the bar...the barman says "where did you find him?"...the man says "there is a genie just outside and he is granting any wish"...the barman jumps the bar and races outside...a couple of minutes later he bursts back in...surrounded by hundreds of doves...he screams at the man "I asked for a million dollars!"...the man replies "yes I think he is a little deaf...do you seriously think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"...next! |
